The Prose of an Office Maiden

taking living in an office one day at a time

The word of the day is...

Stop:

To cease an activity. For example: Stop talking, your voice hurts my ears. When you speak I can hear dogs whine. It's ridiculous, I mean honestly. Is that decible even possible in humans?


Monday, March 30, 2009

Urge to kill rising....



...morale....fading...faaading...faaaaaaaaading...
gone.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Monday, March 16, 2009

Mmmm...carbs.






You might want to add "shut off cell phone ringer" to your list of things you "Need To Do"
See post from March 10th




Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Hunk of burning love

hunk
(–noun)

2. Slang
a. a handsome man with a well-developed physique.
Way to use your prop hot stuff.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

*be boo bop beepity boop bop*

That means YOU.
I know you are above the rules, but please.
For the love of puppies!
TURN
OFF
YOUR
PHONE!!!
or at least
TURN THE DAMN RINGER DOWN!!!!!!!

Thursday, March 5, 2009

[things I shouldn't have to do]

walk through a cloud of smoke to get into work.
&
eat processed, formed chicken items.