The Prose of an Office Maiden

taking living in an office one day at a time

The word of the day is...

Stop:

To cease an activity. For example: Stop talking, your voice hurts my ears. When you speak I can hear dogs whine. It's ridiculous, I mean honestly. Is that decible even possible in humans?


Wednesday, August 19, 2009

do it


You do your job....i'll do mine.
That is why I have one job and you have another. Because we do different things.
I don't worry about your job...you dont' worry about mine.
Done and done.
Now I need a frapp.



same shiz different day



Same day every week.
You know that.
Don't you?

It's always been the SAME DAY EVERY WEEK.

SAME BLOODY DAY.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

*shhhhhh*

your voice hurts my ears

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

No. More. Celine. Ever.


She is horrible.

She kicks kittens and eats butterflies for breakfast.

No more.

For the love of the kittens!

Monday, March 30, 2009

Urge to kill rising....



...morale....fading...faaading...faaaaaaaaading...
gone.

Thursday, March 26, 2009